Butt-Crack Caterpiller

You know, the crocheter here is this close to nailing that sexy Raquel Welsh cavewoman look. And then you see the back. And we all know that nothing makes a woman feel sexier than a single strand of fun fur up her ass.

Granted, this is lingerie. It's not really supposed to stay on the body for very long. But guys (and some ladies), really. Would you be turned on by seeing your lady naked and covered in hair?

C is for Cookie

Monsters Inc. cosplay, anyone?

Sadly, you are no longer able to purchase this little number to live out your Sesame Street Sexual Fantasies. But there is plenty more to pick from.

Oh, but there's more. Look closer. It has footies.

I'm not sure I want that iPod anymore...

Either they're giving away free iPods in black pudding, or Fido died and the vets found he'd eaten the lost Shuffle when they opened up his stomach.

Strawberries and Stripes Forever.

As a member of the Jazz Choir, Kelli (with an I) thought that every song should have a matching outfit, such as thier rendering of the theme song to Strawberry Shortcake.